When Paris Hilton walks out of jail, I want it to be as empty as a church parking lot on a Friday night.
No cameras, no press, nothing. Even crickets chirping would be a nice touch. And maybe somebody could make a big sign, so that when she walks out, it reads:
NOBODY CARES ANYMORE!
Okay, that's a little mean. But, really, is this the country I live in? Is this what we've become?