Last night, we went to a Chinese restaurant for Aaron's birthday. This was a new experience for my third-born son, Jonny. He is 6. He is unpredictable.
He needs his own sitcom.
He proceeded to loudly comment on everything that was brought to him at this meal.
It started with the glasses of water:
"DOES THIS WATER TASTE CHINESE?!?"
(I will be writing Jonny's quotes in bold because this is how he speaks on a regular basis. His autobiography will be entitled, My Life in ALL CAPS BOLD)
And then the server brought his sweet and sour chicken:
"THIS IS CHICKEN??"
He was very confused.
Finally, a small bowl of ketchup for his french fries:
"IS THIS CHINESE KETCHUP???"
And that, my friends, is why I leave a big tip.